Sunday, December 07, 2008

List December #7

Top 10 Most curious looking athletes (obviously no offense intended):

Guest Blogger: Devin

***Disclaimer*** - This post is not attempting to be mean-spirited, harsh, et... Just poking a little fun...after all, we are all a little curious looking...

10. Frank Ribery - Soccer player, Bayern Munich, France -
Hot soccer player from france right? Wrong!




9. Mike Tyson - Boxer, Inmate - Probably more creepy than anything...




8. Adam Morrison - Basketball, Charlotte Bobcats -
This guy went to my high school, albeit not at the same time. I'd like to think that i saw this coming. Is this his future?




7. Randy Johnson - Baseball, Arizona Diamondbacks
- And he's 6'10, and he used to throw 100 mph. Scary.



6. Ronaldinho - Soccer, A.C. Milan, Brazil - He's one of the best soccer players of all time - he's worth a trillion dollars. Braces?



5. Chris Kaman - Basketball, LA Clippers - The Caveman!



4. Joaquim Noah - Basketball, Chicago Bulls - "I'm Uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"



3. Mike Ricci - Hockey, Retired - apparently, he liked to fight.



2. George Muereson - Basketball, Retired - yikes



1. And the winner is... Sam Cassell - Basketball, Boston Celtics - If you are a dead ringer for Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings, you automatically win.



Did i miss anyone?

7 comments:

monts said...

totally missed out on scottie pippen and willie mcgee... but more so willie mcgee than pippen.

Anonymous said...

Willie McGee is the first player I thought of when I saw the title. Jorge Cantu could have easily been included. And Don Mossi has to be the ugliest player in professional sports history.

devin said...

you're right with mcgee. we wasn't exactly a looker.

Garrett said...

I've got to include Lorenzo Mata, who used to play basketball for UCLA, on this list. When he and UCLA met Noah and Florida in the finals it was hard on the eyes to watch.

Anonymous said...

I submit - KU football coach

http://deadspin.com/5077174/your-halloween-costume-was-not-this-good

devin said...

that's one of the funnier things i've seen in a while...

Anonymous said...

I would like to throw Daryl Strawberry, Patrick Ewing, Manute Bol, Larry Bird, Kareem, Rod Beck, John Kruk, Dgibril Cisse, and Bill Walton was all kinds of ugly.