Wednesday, May 07, 2008

A Beer From God

I didn't know the story of Arthur Guinness but read a brief bit about him today in Michael Frost's book Exiles. Here is the excerpt. It's worth the read.

"In 1759, a determined man named Arthur Guinness, thirty-four years of age, rode through the gate of an old, dilapidated, ill-equipped brewery situated at St. James's Gate in Dublin. He had just signed a lease on the property for nine thousand years at 79$. At that time, beer was almost unknown in rural Ireland, where whiskey, gin, and poteen were the alcoholic beverages most readily available. Cheap to buy, high in alcohol content, and readily available, these drinks were responsible for widespread alcoholism and indolence.

Arthur Guinness was a builder. He was an entrepreneur who could dream up business plans and marketing strategies, who could make a worthless brewery into a booming industry. He was also a devout Christian with a deep social conscience. He was concerned about the plight of young Irish drunks who wandered aimlessly around the whiskey and gin houses found on nearly every street corner. Once, while walking the streets of Dublin, he cried out to God to do something about the general drunkenness of Irish society, and he felt overwhelmingly burdened to be a part of the answer to his own prayer. Like a true apprentice-child, he decided there and then to brew a drink that the Irish would enjoy and that would also be good for them.

Guinness decided to brew a beer relatively new to Ireland at that time. The beverage contained roasted barley that gave it a characteristically dark color. This brew, well known in England, was called "porter" because of its popularity with the porters and stevedores of Covent Garden and Billingsgate in London. But Guinness's recipe produced more than your average dark beer. With its rich creamy head, it's the beer we'll drink in heaven. Full-bodied, smooth, creamy, slightly bitter, it's a wonderfully delicious beverage. In fact, it's more like a meal, since it is so full of minerals and natural trace elements. Guinness was so heavy and full of iron that most drinkers couldn't drink more than a couple of pints. This, coupled with the fact that it has a considerably lower alcohol level than whiskey or gin, meant that fewer people were getting drunk.

So young Arthur Guinness made a beverage for the Irish that was good for them. Soon, his porter was overtaking the sales of Irish ales and English porters, and then became more popular than Irish whiskey. Today it is the national drink of Ireland." Pg. 190-191

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

An Adjective Shortage


Cosmo is apparently getting desperate to find new adjectives to get people's attention at the checkout stand.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Chicago

The start of a chilly 35 degree game.













A vision of God's favor shining down on the Cubs.













Nick's son Elijah













A delicious Chicago Hot Dog













My friend Jeff's ferret Chief.













A disturbing sign at the church my friend Josh got married.












The scariest urinal set-up in history. You cannot use this without leaning on the man next to you. A woman had to have designed this.











A diner where Nick Plassman swears that he is such a regular that one day the waitress just brought him his usual without asking his order. Total BS.











This has nothing to do with Chicago, just a random picture of Tom doing some light reading.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Benson Arrested

I'm still trying to figure out why we traded Thomas Jones. This makes me wonder that even more.

Now if Grossman could only get arrested and get put away for a few years. Then maybe we could get a new quarterback.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Half-Way Done

Josh and Julie's wedding was this weekend in Bloomington which went well. I'm glad Josh made it to the wedding after going to sleep the night before at 6:30am with his mind racing. Tough getting him to roll out of bed, but he is indeed married and now chilling on the beach in Cancun. Great catching up with the guys this weekend too. Got a chance to see some family this morning too.

Today starts the second part of the trip where I will be hanging with Nick (and Nick's son Elijah), Brad, Shawn, and Jake (hope I'm not missing anyone). Also going to the Cubs game on Tuesday night which is fantastic.

Unfortunately I woke up a little ill today which I fully blame on Kelli (I'm going to put her in a bubble when I get home). I do miss her though. It's been about 9 days, and I've got 5 more to go. I think we're going to make a new rule after this that the longest we can be away from each other is 3-5 days tops. 14 is way too long once you're married! The first two or three days you kind of go through a period of withdrawal and then start to feel a spirit of independence so it will be interesting what it's like to be back home. "Leave me alone, I want to watch tv and can do whatever I want!" Haha, just kidding.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Done.

The semester is complete...

Hebrew is finished...

Leaving for Chicago tomorrow....

Playing Tiger Woods Golf 2004, grilling some steaks, and drinking some homebrew tonight in celebration....

Although I didn't end as well I wanted to, all in all, life is good!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Seminary, why are you beating me up?

I had a final exam tonight for a Bible class that covers the Prophets and the Gospels and I've got to say that being in the class in general I've had a bad attitude and had a hard time focusing. In Bible College we had five semesters of gospels and a few on the prophets so I can't say that sitting through another survey course was all that intriguing of a concept for me. It's not that I don't have more to learn, but just that I don't want to learn the same things over and over hence the problem between Bible College grads going to Seminary. There's some overlap and that's not all that fun.

So in any case, I have missed quite a few class sessions, a few for good reasons, a few others for not so good reasons. Plus today as I was trying to study I just couldn't get myself to really focus on the material. I'm having a hard time seeing the point of memorizing a bunch of data that I'm just going to forget by next week. Plus, I don't think the Bible is really about memorizing facts, but it's about transformation. So, the test didn't go real well tonight to say the least. I answered one essay question (worth 1/8 of the grade) completely wrong because I misread the question (dumb). And another question worth about 1/10 of my grade I didn't have any idea as to the answer because I don't have the narrative structure of the book of John memorized (who does?) It was a frustrating experience in two respects. 1. I don't like the way we are tested on the Bible (not sure I have a better idea). But 2. I have really lost my desire to work hard in Seminary this last half of the semester. I have gotten lazy, I have done the smallest amount to get by and it's shown. I've been getting almost exclusively A's in the first 50 hours of the program but this semester I've just lost interest in getting good grades. I'm thankful that I've got a couple weeks before summer term starts to regroup for more classes. I think this last year will be much tougher than the first two. Mostly because there are other things in my life more important than academia (my wife and my church - especially since I'll be preaching a majority of the time at the new Evergreen campus). My passion has shifted to pastoring and preaching and it makes school hard to take at times. Which is unfortunate because I love reading and studying and school in general but it's hard to split my mind and my heart both ways. Somethings got to give and right now, it's school.

I think on tonight's exam I probably scored about a 70-75% which will probably give me a C in the class. Kind of disappointing but I don't deserve anything more than that for the time I put into this class, no doubt about it. But I hope to gain a little focus back for this last year. I don't want to be lazy and I want to put effort into my studies even when I know they aren't the most important thing in the world. Now sounds like a good time to watch some Seinfeld.

The Onion for President


Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

They just rarely miss. So great.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Egreen

A good Sunday at Evergreen this morning. We're in a series on 1 Corinthians and I preached chapter 2 today. It's incredibly rich with depth, and I hope I did it a little bit of justice.

Good Sunday though, Devin played a song he wrote called "When Words Won't Do" which is very well written and is one of my favorite songs of worship.

We then had a core group meeting for the Hawthorne gathering launch tonight that will take place on May 18th! Only four Sundays away! Just trying to get ahead on sermon writing! Yikes! It's been a long day and I'm going to bed.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Coffee out my nose

I'm sitting here studying for a test that I have on Monday night and no joke, I took a big drink of coffee and instantly got the urge to sneeze, I didn't even have time to swallow. Have you ever sneezed with coffee in your mouth? This is the first time that I have sprayed coffee out of my nose and I can't say that I enjoyed the experience. Yuck. I don't know why I'm telling the 3 people that read my blog this. All I can say is that Kelli is gone and I'm bored.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Devin's Bday dinner

I didn't want to have to tell this horrifying story, nor embarrass my friend, but the more it churned over and over in my mind I decided that the truth was more important than both of those things so here goes.

Two nights ago Devin and Larissa came over to have dinner and to celebrate Devin's 27th birthday. Because we now live within walking distance from the Belmont Station which is home to over 1,000 beers, I told Devin that we could walk there and I would buy him a six pack of anything he wanted. Now, let me make sure you understand that there are 1,000 different beers ranging from exotic IPA's to incredible ESB's to sweet Browns and delicate Porters.

We must have been in the store for 30 minutes, you could feel the tension in the air as Devin was trying to decide upon a beer in this glorious atmosphere of ale. This is where things go south.

What was his choice amongst all of this? That's a great question.

Well, I guess I should just tell you and get this over with.

Click here for the answer.


That's right. It was a beer with four things wrong with it:

1. It is brewed by Coors. (come on, we live in the NW, you can't drink Coors out here)
2. It has a twist off cap which is never a good sign.
3. It is a fruited beer, it has orange peel and honey in it.
4. It is a wheat beer which he doesn't even like.

Now, how could a person choose so wrongly? That's the question and this may always be a mystery to everyone involved in Devin's life. The point is, I have three left if anyone wants to come over and drink that garbage.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Summer is near

Well, let me rephrase that. Summer semester is almost here, the weather right now has nothing to do with summer. I'm almost resigned to the fact that it is going to snow throughout the summer. In any case, I only have ONE MORE Hebrew class left. Two hours on Tuesday and I'll be finished with Hebrew class forever! That is exciting. I just have one final on Monday, a class Tuesday and it's officially summertime.

Kelli is leaving on Saturday kind of unexpectedly to visit her parents who happen to be in Florida right now. They called today and bought her a plane ticket down there for next week which is timely because she's been missing the warm weather and cozy beaches of Florida. I think she's probably a little excited.

I myself and leaving on Wednesday to be in my high school friend (well, he's still my friend) Josh Carr's wedding for the weekend and I will feel no remorse for acting like I'm back in high school. Then I'm going to go up to Chicago and hang with a few friends from college (Brad and Nick) the rest of the week (and hopefully catch a Cubbies game). I'll be gone for ten days so it will be a nice trip. Then it's back to Portland to start the Hawthorne Gathering. Starting May 18th, I'll be preaching almost every week which I've been preparing to do for the last 10 years!

Total time Kelli and I will be away from each other will be 14 days! So far the most we've been apart has been about 5 days. This will be tough. It may sound strange, but once you're married, being away from each other sucks big time. I feel like I'm missing my arm or something.

But I do have some good books to keep me company. This summer I've got a stellar reading list for myself (very few of these are for school!), although I do have a class with John Sailhamer and Walt Kaiser this summer (I'm bragging, although I'm not sure Gentry is sold on Walt, maybe I'm wrong).

In any case, on tap to read this summer and currently in my possession are the following:

Surprised by Hope - N.T. Wright
The Reason for God - Tim Keller
Reformed and Always Reforming - Roger Olson
Jesus the Jewish Theologian - Brad Young
Not the Way It's Supposed to Be - Cornelius Plantinga
Orthodoxy - G.K. Chesterton
The Idiot - Doestoevsky

A couple new good books, a few classic theology books, and one classic. I'm sure I'll read quite a bit more, but these are the interesting ones!

What's on your reading list this summer?

George Bush and the Pope

Apparently after the Pope's speech yesterday our President George Bush told him that it was "awesome". Hmm. Now, I can't honestly tell what I would say for sure to the Pope if I had the chance but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have said, "dude, that was awesome."

That's our President ladies and gentlemen. Have I said how excited I am for November?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Contextualization vs. Relevance

Today, Doug Pagitt is in town and I'm about to go to a discussion about his new book with a few pastors and theologians from Western Seminary which should be interesting. While I have some large concerns about a few ideas in the book, there are also some things I very much agree with. One of those that I looked over again today was this:

"When I talk about contextualization, I’m not talking about using pop culture connections to make faith more fashionable for the masses. I’m not talking about telling the same story with updated language. I'm talking about doing what John did — developing an intimate understanding of both our context and the story itself so that we can live faithfully in our day."

Amen to that! Many churches act as if they are doing something contextual to our culture because they do a series called "American Idols" or "Grace Anatomy" (which could be one of the more ridiculous series' titles I've heard for some time.) These sermon series that try to take contemporary pop-culture crap and make it into something spiritual is far from being contextual, but it does smack of desperation to be relevant. I always wonder when I see these inane sermon series ideas, "does Jesus suck that bad?" Seriously, must we come up with shallow gimmicks to get people in our doors? I'm glad that's not the truth! But I hope the church in America comes alive to the realization that contextualization is a much deeper concept than taking what culture has to offer and making it spiritual.

Sorry about the rant, something struck a nerve there :)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Best Pub in Portland

This shall be a controversial post seeing that Portland is the brewpub capital of the universe, but this is my humble (or not so humble opinion) after tasting the delights of the city of Portland for the last year and a half.

The best brew pub in Portland is the Laurelwood Pub for these reasons:

1. Every beer they have is exceptional and stands out from the crowd. Their seasonals are especially fantastic (Kelli and I tried the Espresso Stout last night and loved it). Seriously though, try the sampler and tell me there are not three or four beers you would have a hard time deciding between when ordering a pint. You can't.

2. The service is excellent. The employees treat you well and are personable (unlike many bars in town who's servers (I believe) are trained to treat you like crap or are just generally mopey) and they really make an effort to seat you in good time. You can tell that the service matters to Laurelwood. I've never had a bad experience there.

3. Their food is fantastic. Everything we have had their has been great. Last night, we went for 50 cent wing night on account of Kelli's birthday and I was skeptical that their wings would be good, but I think their the best wings I've had in town so far. Have you tried the Spinach Artichoke Dip? Let's not forget their two happy hours every day.

4. The bar is welcoming. There is no pretense here folks. They have beautiful buildings (Sandy and NW) with some baseball on tv and a warm environment.

There are many other great pubs in town. Widmer brews great beer but seem to be slowly going the way of Sam Adams, but they do have a great tour and good seasonals available only at their pub. The New Old Lompoc has a nice small set up with some great stuff (most notably the C-Note and their seasonals). And the Lucky Lab pub wins the prize for variety and originality. Seriously, these guys have something new to try every week!

Most Overrated Pub goes to McMenamins who honestly has the most mediocre beer in the city and greasy, overpriced food. For once, the Willamette Week has gotten it exactly right with this pub chain in their "things we have about the city we love" segment. I can only think of one beer that has ever grabbed my attention which is the Nut Brown that they have about four months out of the year. The Hammerhead is ok, other than that, their red tastes like dish water, their IPA is middle of the road, their stout is bland. They don't really have any beers that make them stand out. The atmosphere they create in their pubs is very creative and I love what they've done with the schools, etc, but I honestly think they do way too much to do anything really well.

This is all obviously just my opinion, what is your favorite pub???

Sunday, April 13, 2008

One of the many reasons I love sports

Click here.

Beer prices around the globe


Ever wondered what a beer would cost in Latvia? If you have, make sure you check out www.pintprice.com.

Thanks to Drew once again for an interesting find.

Injured performer is ok

Looks like they updated the story today. Good to hear that she's going to be alright. That makes me feel better about staying and enjoying the rest of the show!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Cirque Du Soleil performer injured

Last night Kelli and I went to Cirque Du Soleil's Corteo here in Portland for her birthday and it was an awesome show, but unfortunately in the chandelier act one of the performers fell 20 feet on her back and hit her head pretty hard and didn't really move until the act was over. It was a brutal fall and the sound of her hitting the stage was unnerving. No one really knew what was going on but it didn't take long to realize that it wasn't part of the act. Paramedics rushed out and got her situated on a backboard and took her to the hospital. I'm not sure how you continue the show when something like that happens but they did, and they pulled it together.

In any case, if anyone out there knows of whether she is ok or not, it would be great to know. I'm surprised they didn't make some kind of announcement or something or post it on their website. Someone called the Oregonian and they posted it, but didn't really know anything. Anyone got any news?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

I like coffee but...

coffee harvested from cat dung doesn't really appeal to me. I almost think this is one of those jokes that people play on certain rich fools who think that if it is expensive it's got to be the best. It must be exotic because it's 100 bucks right? I think it's hilarious that you can get rich people to drink coffee that was pooped out by cats. Weird.

I just...

...finished parsing my last verb and translating my last sentence for Hebrew...EVER!

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Muxtape


Thanks Drew for sending me the link for this today!

Here is my mixtape. Give it a listen and make your own.

Memphis Meltdown

I'm not sure I've seen a meltdown like last night since Chris Webber called a non-existent time-out. Wow! Just hit a free throw guys! That was painful to watch.

Monday, April 07, 2008

The countdown has begun

×›ָלַ×” - finished or accomplished

That is what I will be with Hebrew after just five more classes! Finished!

I'm not quite as ecstatic as I thought I would be in the midst of first semester because it has gotten much easier this second semester, no doubt about it. But I can't say I'm going to miss vocab quizzes and translation tests, nor will I ever think again about filling out verbal paradigm charts.

Praise Yahweh!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Beer Brewing Update

As you can see, the Pale Ale that Elvyss and I brewed several weeks back turned out very good. Great flavor, high hoppiness (more of an IPA quality) and a little too much carbonation (shouldn't have used a whole cup of bottling sugar). But this is a fantastic recipe and a relatively easy one. This is a beer I may brew again a little later on in the summer.

I think Devin is right when he said that this came out better than the Nut Brown. The Nut Brown had too much alcohol because of the brown sugar and it is a bit more of a strong ale than a nice sipping one.

We have a Red Ale that we have just bottled and am looking forward to seeing how that turned out in a week or so. Saturday, Ryan Moreland and I are going to brew a double IPA complete with oak chips in the secondary to give it a slight wood flavor. Hope that turns out!

Gosh, I can't get over how fun it is to have a hobby. I think that means my other hobby needs to be exercise!

Portland Beavers

Opening night for the Portland Beavers.

Will I be there? Absolutely!

Have I heard of one person on the team? Not a chance.

But, the important thing is, it's baseball, it's the start of the minor league season, and it's going to be beautiful weather.

Homeless Runners Club


Now THIS is an interesting story.

"Why am I running past these guys?" recalls Mahlum, 27. "I'm moving my life forward every day -- and these guys are standing in the same spot."

Sounds like....Jesus.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Family Guy



This is one of the many reasons why i love Family Guy.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Opening Day











The Cubs couldn't win their opening game today, but it was still encouraging to see Fukudome hit a game tying home run in the bottom of the ninth in his first MLB game. I think the Cubs will win the division again this year as does pretty much every baseball analyst (unfortunately, which may do nothing but curse the Cubs).

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Co-Ed College Dorm Rooms

You've got to read THIS STORY to believe it.

Great idea, let a 19 year old couple room together. I'm sure it's a breeze to clear that up when they break up three weeks into the semester. Really making things easy on the Dean of Students with that idea!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Behind the Back Goal



Kelli and I were at this Winterhawks game with Ryan and Rachel Moreland and Andy Devlin and Emily Reis so they can attest to this. The game itself was awesome. It was a tie game after overtime so they went to the shootout, this was the game winning shot which was unbelievable. We were right behind the glass of the goal so it was pretty amazing to see live. Check it out! I can't believe he pulled that off to win the last game of the season.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Another Dustin Bagby?

No seriously. I thought I was the only one. I always thought my name was pretty unique. It turns out there are a few different Dustin Bagbys out there! And THIS ONE is a musician. Check out his Myspace. This is good stuff. I'm glad that if there is another Dustin Bagby in this world, he's a good musician. Nice work Dustin.

I still think it would be weird to say, "Hey, have you guys heard the new Dustin Bagby record?"

How many of you are out there?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Truly a Fantastic Week

#1 Holy Week complete with Maundy Thursday Dinner, Good Friday Gathering, and of course Easter this Sunday. Yeah Resurrection!

#2 NCAA Tourney First Round (the best round) this Thursday and Friday. I will be at my television at 9am when it starts out here and will feel great about skipping Hebrew to catch all the action while I pack up boxes for #3.

#3 We're moving this Friday morning over to the SE (Burnside specifically). We'll be about a half a mile from Western Seminary which is awesome and will be paying less rent for more space!

A side note, not only does our home get bigger, but our brewery does as well. I won't have to sleep next to my gurgling fermenter anymore (but I might anyway). Speaking of beer, the Brown Nut Ale (brewed alongside Chris and Devin) came out better than I imagined. The brown sugar added a lot of flavor and smoothness and the alcohol content was a little higher than I wanted, probably around 7 to 8 percent (oops). I also have a Pale Ale bottle conditioning that I brewed with Elvyss that will be drinkable in about a week and a Red Ale that Devin and I brewed specifically for baseball season that I racked into the secondary today.

On tap to brew this summer: Heifeweizen, ESB, and for the ladies, Hard Apple Cider! I'm so glad I found a hobby! This is so much fun.

Monday, March 17, 2008

My Wife is Back

It's not that she was physically gone but had just gone into a time of hibernation over the winter. But this much is clear, this last week her jokes have been witty and funnier than ever! Her mind is sharp and ready to belt out a clever reply to anything you give to her. I told her that I was glad to have the Kelli back that I know and love and this was her reply via email:

"I'd like to thank my parents for always believing in me, and all the fans for supporting my work, for the directors and producers that gave me a second chance, and most importantly to my husband, without his love i wouldn't have known how to play this character and how to come back from it.
Thank you, thank you all!!"

Good to have you back!

Friday, March 07, 2008

Grand Archives


I just discovered a great album from Grand Archives released from Sub Pop Records. This will definitely be on my top albums of 2008 list! This is seriously the best thing I've heard this year so far.

Here's their Myspace page.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

The Treasure of Discernment

Today I am reminded that the human heart is a deep and mysterious thing and it is impossible to know all of the thoughts and desires that are deep inside of another person. Unless you're God of course, who knows everything that is in our heart and even those things we try to hide from ourselves. As pastors, this makes the job of pastoring and taking care of people difficult. How do we help those when we do not truly know what is going on inside of them. How do we help those who do not even know what is going on inside of themselves? The task seems impossible, except of course by means of some sort of discernment that God grants us by the Holy Spirit.

This is a reminder to me that helping people is a much bigger task than the techniques that we learn in Seminary (as helpful and needed as those are), but it truly is a spiritual task that we have completely have to rely on the Spirit of God for. I guess that is why prayer is so important to the pastoral task. God, help us to listen to your Spirit and to discern how we can help those who come seeking.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

How to Be Evangelical Without Being Conservative 2

I finished Roger Olson's book a few days ago and enjoyed it very much. The word "Evangelical" is a tough word to define seeing that this is a diverse movement rather than an organization or denomination. But when talking about Evangelicals, Olson takes on Bebbington's four characteristics and then adds a fifth of his own. When we are calling ourselves or someone else an evangelical this is what is meant:

1. Biblicism - belief in the supreme authority of scripture.
2. Conversionism - belief that Christianity always includes a conversion to Jesus Christ by personal repentance by faith.
3. Crucicentrism - worship, piety, and devotion centered on the cross.
4. Activism - Concern for and involvement in social transformation through evangelism and social activism.
5. A respect for the great tradition of Christian doctrine.

I believe these to be good, working characteristics of what it means to call oneself an Evangelical. I would put myself in the midst of this movement. The problem is, the media paints a picture of an evangelical in a much different light. When they bring on an Evangelical to their talk show, what they are saying is that they are going to have a Conservative/Fundamentalist (you can almost use these words interchangeably anymore).

So, how do we separate ourselves from being tossed into the Fundamentalist camp when we say we are Evangelicals without throwing out our heritage as being part of the Evangelical movement? After all, I very much am in line with these five things listed above and don't want to toss any of those five things out. This is why Olson uses the language when he calls himself a "Post-conservative Evangelical". He isn't a right wing conservative, but he is also not a left wing liberal (although if you are a Post-Conservative the Fundamentalists love to label you as a liberal). So this is the middle-ground that Olson is helping to pave by calling himself a "Post-Conservative".

While we are at it, so we don't have a misunderstanding here, Olson defines "conservative" as "that habit of the heart that reacts against anything nontraditional and tends toward an idolatry of some perceived past "golden age" when church and society were good and not yet corrupted by forces of secularity and liberal thinking."

Conservative theologians are those that believe that all important theological matters were cleared up in the first eight centuries. But they also tend to see the Reformation as the golden age of Christian Theology and exalt those (Luther, Calvin), ironically, who had the nerve and the Spirit to question the status quo and bring about reform. But even though they pay lip service to the reformers, any idea of continual reform goes out the window. With most conservatives there is a "hardening of the categories" and most systematic theologies are simply a restatement of past conservative theologies in updated language because of course, "we've got everything right by now, and just need to protect it against new ideas." How did the movement of the Reformation with it's motto "Reformed and always reforming" become one of stagnant defense against any new thought? It's a mystery this book seeks to ponder.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Nothing is Sacred


Not even beloved Wrigley Field's name. Now, it's not that there's anything special about "Wrigley", it's that it's been named that for so long, and everyone loves going to "Wrigley" Field.

But apparently the owner of the Cubs couldn't care less as you can see here as he is considering selling the naming rights to the field. Great, another Petco or Safeco Field. Or maybe we should just cut to the chase and name it Playtex Park or Walmart Stadium. Gene has a few other ideas here. Frick.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

How to Be Evangelical Without Being Conservative Pt. 1

I’ve been reading Roger Olson’s latest book entitled “How to Be Evangelical Without Being Conservative. I heard Olson speak at three separate workshops last week at the National Pastors Convention and I left impressed and encouraged. I honestly wish he were one of my professors for a few reasons.

1. He’s an intellectually respectable Arminian. Last time I checked at Western there are no Arminians and no one who respects them (note broad sweeping statement, this is just how I feel sometimes). Many Seminaries seem entrenched in staunch Calvinism and unable to see anything else and unfortunately buy into the system so much they mistake it for the gospel. So in any case when I hear a well-articulated and very intelligent Arminian (which is my background) I get excited.

Another reason I was excited to hear Roger is because the guy takes a lot of crap in the Ultra-Conservative world (which this book won’t help). If you have read Reclaiming the Center, then you know that Olson is a constant target because of his willingness to entertain new ideas and not accept that every theological issue has been worked out in the first eight centuries. So in that way, I figure if all of these guys dislike his thoughts then there is a good chance I will enjoy them. (the most prevalent example of this is an article entitled “Postconservative Evangelicals Greet the Postmodern Age.”)

In the line of Stan Grenz, Olson is not convinced that we have discovered with certainty all there is to know about God (sounds obvious doesn’t it?). He is also not comfortable signing his name to human made, faulty creeds without mental reservation (which he admits there is nothing in the world in which he does not hold some sort of “mental reservation” (again, pretty obvious right?). Creeds can be helpful to our faith as a guide and especially show us how we have gotten where we are at in theological history, but once we start adhering to creeds without questioning the truth behind them in a Biblical sense then we have created an idol and have privileged tradition as if people had a special kind of knowledge “back then” to be able to create a creed that was perfect, accurate, and infallible. In this sense, my Restoration heritage has gotten it sort of right with one of their mottos, "No Creeds But Christ". I agree that our allegiance should not lie in creeds, but this statement has led many "disciples" to ignore important creeds throughout our history that we may have found helpful.

I appreciate Roger Olson’s new book as I have already consumed about half of it and will surely comment more on some of his chapters. This is a very readable, accessible and thought provoking book that I recommend reading and thinking through. Plus I was excited that Roger Olson never said, "I have three angels around me at all times, I have verifiable proof to this." I am also impressed at the face Olson made when JP Moreland said this in the theological panel. The face showed bafflement, a little shock, and utter astonishment at such a statement. I can get behind that kind of face :)

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Back from San Diego

The last two days were a whirlwind of two good sessions with N.T. Wright who really blew my mind, an early morning Bible Study with N.T. Wright where he talked about the entire book of Acts in 45 minutes (which they didn't record), and a theological panel discussion with Roger Olson, Greg Boyd, Carolyn Custis James, and J.P. Moreland whom made the statement,

"I know as an indisputable fact that I have three angels surrounding me at all times. I have more verifiable proof of this fact than I do that George Bush is our president."


Huh?

I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since and I think I'm actually going to email him and try to find out what the heck he was talking about. It's not that I don't believe in angels, it's that I'm not sure have you have verifiable proof of something like that.

San Diego was a nice refreshing break, but it was nice to get back to Portland last night. We were thankful to get on the standby, there was a chance we'd be spending the night in Seattle and I grateful to get home!

On the flight from San Diego to Seattle I sat next to a large guy, who ordered four jack and cokes and drank them in about 30 minutes and for some reason didn't have any problem with his hairy arm rubbing my bare arm the entire flight. It was one of the longest 2 hours of my life.

As my friends have pointed out, one of the unfortunate things about a convention put on by two huge publishers is that they are trying to sell you stuff the entire time, every workshop is kind of a sales pitch for the authors book, but it was cool to get a ton of free books.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

NPC Day #3

Wednesday morning at Gordon Fee’s Bible Study he started out by saying that he didn’t really know what he was supposed to do but had recently taken over a commentary series from Leon Morris so he was just going to give some thoughts from the commentary he was writing on I and II Thessalonians and started giving us critical commentary on the text of chapter 5. He was talking about the placement of Greek Imperatives and such but got warmed up after a while and said some really great stuff. A few quotes

“Our task isn’t to be liked, our task is to love and to love those we don’t like.”

“Before you preach live with the text and let the Holy Spirit speak to you before you think about how it will speak to others. If it doesn’t speak to you, then it is not going to speak well to others.”

“To make love a noun instead of a verb is a tragedy.”

Anyway, that’s a few tidbits. Like I said, I have a lot of respect for Gordon Fee and appreciate greatly the wisdom that comes from age.

Wednesday afternoon I went and listened to Roger Olson from Truett Seminary in Texas speak about his new book, “How to be Evangelical Without Being Conservative”. I appreciated what Olson had to say and connect with much of it. He defined “evangelical” as being Christ-centered, Bible believing, conversion required, Post WWII movement which I think is a fair assessment. Many conservatives try to put boundaries around Evangelicalism but a “movement” cannot have boundaries, it is a centered-set, only an institution or organization can have boundaries so to try to force boundaries as many do on what makes up an Evangelical is counter-productive to say the least.

Right now Conservative Evangelicals are ever-drifting towards fundamentalism, trying to harden the categories and “defend” their interpretation of the faith which they correlate to what Jude spoke of as the faith once for all delivered to the saints.

Post-conservative Evangelicalism, Olson says is about four things:

  1. Conservative Evangelicalism has far too much of a tendency to privilege the past (as if every question in theology has been answered in the first 8 centuries.)
  2. CE is tied too much to the left/right spectrum and making the distinction. As in, if you’re not conservative, you’re liberal which isn’t true.
  3. There is a lack of constructive and innovative thinking in theology. Olson says what he is interested in is experimentation in theology (not unfettered experimentation as his critics accuse him of), but rather experimentation using Scripture as the “norming norm”. If Martin Luther would not have questioned or experimented where would we be now? Why should we not continue to reform?
  4. CE’s involvement in the so called “Culture Wars” is discouraging. Using warlike language and making secularists to be the enemy is missing the point.

He goes on to describe “Post-conservative Evangelicalism” in positive terms by saying it is:

  1. Being biblical without orthodoxy (which he describes as not buying into a system of theology but rather letting them be learning tools).
  2. Building character without moralism.
  3. Celebrating America without nationalism.
  4. Seeking truth without certainty.
  5. Taking the Bible seriously without taking it literally.
  6. Being non-religious without being secular.
  7. Transforming without taking over culture.
  8. Redistributing wealth without socialism.
  9. Relativizing without rejecting theology.
  10. Updating without trivializing worship.
  11. Accepting without affirming flawed people.
  12. Practicing equality without sacrificing difference.

This is exciting stuff and I can’t wait to read the book to dive more in depth. Many of these things are not new but it gives a good summary of what “Post-Conservatives” look like. After reading through his categories I want to know where to sign up!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

San Diego - Day #2

Yesterday was a pretty good day. Erwin Mcmanus was great in the first session. I find that he is inspiring and also discouraging (in a, I suck as a pastor compared to this guy kind of way). Got to briefly hook up with my friend Eric Bryant yesterday. It was good to see him and I'm excited to finally read his book.

Also, Brian Lowery hooked up with us yesterday as he is here with Christianity Today. Good having him as a part of our group.

The worship here has kind of thrown me off a little bit. Bob has covered this feeling in more detail but it's been a while since I've seen smoke machines in worship and I would like to keep it that way!

This morning we went to a Bible Study with Gordon Fee at 7:30am and it was great. I will blog more about what he said later but you just can't beat the wisdom that comes with age. He's truly a wise man with lots to teach. I hold him in high regard and could listen to him teach all day.

Today is going to be fantastic as we get Chuck Colson in about an hour. Going to a workshop with Roger Olson this afternoon and someone else I can't remember. This blog post kind of sucks as far as detail. Sorry, hopefully better stuff later.

I will say this though, normally as pastor's conferences I feel really self-conscious and a little out of place but I feel quite a bit of peace here this time. Maybe it's the crew I'm with, maybe I'm a little more mature than last time (Catalyst I think?), or maybe this is just a better conference, I'm not sure, but I feel quite good and am truly enjoying our time here. I think Seminary has had quite a bit to do with that as well. That experience has really shaped my critical thinking ability in a positive way and has helped me grow in confidence as a pastor. I'm very thankful for my experience at Western and the challenging nature of Seminary. The man who says Seminary is worthless, is speaking more of himself than Seminary. I have realized that for certain. It is what you make of it, and I think an article about that very subject is in order soon.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

San Diego - Day #1

Yesterday was a strange series of bizarre events on our way to San Diego. First the name on my plane ticket was Dustin Digby (which of course the guys thought was hilarious). Unfortunately the airline people cannot change it for some unknown reason so I slipped through the gate and we made our standby flight which was great news as we arrived in San Diego at 12:30.

Strange event number 2: We got to the Town and Country Convention Center to check into our hotel room and the guy at the desk tells Bob, "it shows your reservation has been cancelled". Huh? Then he says, "Is there someone in your group named Dustin?" "Yes" Bob replies. "Well, it shows he cancelled the reservation."

WHAT????

I didn't even know where we were staying in San Diego or where the conference was, and I certainly did not call and cancel the reservation!

Apparently someone is trying to sabotage our trip. Very strange stuff.

Anyway, we had a good day yesterday looking like tourists trying to get the train downtown. But despite the strange occurrences yesterday, it's 70 and sunny, how rough can it be?

Today: Erwin McManus for the main session, Scot Mcknight and Phyllis Tickle for the workshop! It's going to be a good day! Tomorrow morning, bible study with Gordon Fee.

Glad to be in San Diego! I also want to take this moment to apologize to Chip and Chris, for as a result of my cold I think I snored and made some strange noises throughout the night (Chris had to go down at 4am to get ear plugs). Sorry guys!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

National Pastors Convention


Leaving for San Diego to go to the National Pastor's Convention on Monday. I'm really excited to have a nice break in good weather, with great speakers (N.T. Wright for one), and to hang out with good friends. As well as getting to see a few old friends while I'm there (Jon Irvine, I'm excited to see you man!). I'm as excited as a freshmen girl going to her first prom with the star quarterback. (whoa, where did that come from??)

Is anyone else going to be there???

Friday, February 22, 2008

Favorite Breakfast Cereals of All Time

I think we're all due for another random list. These are a list of my favorite childhood cereals (althought I would still eat any of these today and probably enjoy them just as much). In any case, I think cereal creators are very creative people and it's amazing to see all of the cereals that have been created over the years (Mr. T Cereal, Ghostbusters Cereal, Nerds Cereal (Chris?)

What were your favorite cereals growing up?

Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries

This cereal is worthless without the crunch berries. But this was a staple of my childhood. Haven't eaten this in years. Not a great cereal when you really get down to it, but it was important as a child.







Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Still one of my favorite cereals, just so darned expensive. I could eat this everyday.









Trix

They're for kids?









Frosted Flakes

Another staple to my childhood diet. I've probably eaten more of this cereal than any other in my life.








Boo-Berry

mmmmmm.










Lucky Charms

Another perfect cereal creation. More of an afternoon snack cereal, but fantastic nonetheless.









Cocoa Pebbles

For that matter, I would take Fruity Pebbles as well.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Bring it on Hebrew midterm

Know all 250 vocab words? - Check

Can translate entire book of Ruth by sight? - Check

Can parse every very in Ruth? - Not really

I guess I'm ready for the test!

Speaking of, this is an exciting day because it is the last Hebrew exam of my life! There is no final for second semester Hebrew so the rest of the semester will just be weekly vocab quizzes and translating passages of Scripture. After today it is smooth sailing! Phew!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Cheating Cheaters and the Fans Who Continue to Cheer

I'm not sure how I feel about Senators getting involved in professional sports but I suppose much like corporate business sometimes you cannot just leave everyone to their own devices. Especially since, after all, this is a billion dollar business. One thing from this article that I did not realize:

"Belichick's admission that he had been taping signals since he became New England's head coach in 2000. Belichick reportedly told Goodell that he thought he was within the rules to tape other team's signals as long as the information wasn't used in the game at hand."

I did not know he had admitted cheating since 2000. But Goodell seems like he is pretty anxious to sweep this under the rug so maybe it is a good thing that Specter is looking for a little better explanation of the tapes being destroyed. I still haven't heard good reasoning for doing such other than what I imagine is simply trying to wish it would all go away that one of the league's best teams has been cheating for 8 years and have won multiple championships while doing such. But before I make the Patriots out to be Satan, another question arises, mainly, how many other teams are doing this exact same thing that didn't get caught? Surely the Patriots cannot be alone in this right?

I wonder how I would react if the Bears were to be caught cheating for the last 8 years. (First, I would be disappointed with how little cheating helped them). How do you recover from that as a fan and still desire to support your team? I guess you could live in ignorance, not talk about it and try to put it behind you, but it would be tough to live with. In that regard I find the sudden silence of Patriots fans interesting, but maybe they are just in denial or disbelief, I don't really know. But this raises bigger questions about how you root for anyone in professional sports anymore knowing that everyone is a cheater, or abuses dogs, or beats women, or has a drug problem, or uses steroids, the list goes on and on.
Is denial the only way we can continue to be sports fans?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Maybe Next Year

It's all over for the Cubs this season.

Dempster predicted the Cubs would win it all which translated into complete doom for any team.

Thanks a lot moron.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Spring

I have never been more ready for Spring. The days have started to get a little longer as a sort of tease of things to come. The sun is starting to shine (a little) and it's getting warmer. Plus daylights savings time is coming up (thanks to an extremely important bill passed by our President, at least he did one thing right!)

So many reasons this year to be excited about the change of seasons. First, obviously, baseball starts (in fact pitchers and catchers reported to spring training today). I'm excited to sit outside and watch our minor league Beavers at PGE Park. And I'm even more excited to see the Cubs play a day game on April 3rd at Wrigley against the Brewers (Nick, I forgot to tell you this but we're going to this game).

I'm even more excited for when April 24th rolls around and I'm in Illinois with my friends, but more than that, that particular day is the finish line for my Hebrew studies! I can't wait until I'm sweating my butt of in the Sailhamer class in an unairconditioned room in July (although I know I will be complaining then so prepare yourself).

Anyone else ready for spring?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

New Article


I recently wrote a review of Consuming Jesus by Paul Louis Metzger over at Next Wave.

Check it out!

Eugene Peterson - The Subversive Shepherd

A few quotes for you pastors out there from an old article that was quoted last night in class. As with all things Peterson, it is worth the read.

—The pastor's first responsibility. My job as pastor is to call people to repent, deny themselves, take up their cross, and follow Jesus. If I revise "Repent!" to "How can I help you get your life in order?" I'm turning away from the gospel. If I take out the "follow" part and say, "We'll find out how you can live your life best the way you define it," who needs Jesus?


—Problems. Do pastors face more difficult problems today than in previous generations? I know this is a mixed-up, difficult, damaged generation. But it's arguable that the main difference today is not how much people are hurting, but how much they expect to be relieved from their hurting.

The previous century suffered just as much—in fact, probably much more. Just think of all the illness, death in childbirth, infant mortality, plagues. The big difference today is that we have this mentality that if it's wrong, you can fix it. You don't have to live with any discomfort or frustration. And the pastor is in the front line of people who get approached: "Make me happy. Make me feel good."

Friday, February 08, 2008

28

I officially turned 28 yesterday. Thanks to all the people who sent notes or made a phone call and don't worry about it if you forgot. About three years ago I actually forgot my own birthday until the evening when Kelli called to wish me a Happy Birthday. Oops. Birthday's have never really been a big deal to me as an adult. But we did have a good time at the Leonardo's last night eating some of Kelli's home made fried chicken and Karli's incredibly fluffy mashed potatoes (Chris may have been in a mashed potato coma, but it hasn't been confirmed). Then we ate some chocolate cake and watched Lost. A good night.

28 is really on the old side of the twenties. 25 was pretty cool, 26 was alright, 27 started to seem kind of old, but now that I'm 28 it's like I hear a voice saying, "being cool is over pal, just face it". 2 years until 30. Yikes.

I did get a cool birthday gift yesterday...


That's right, a wort chiller! (thanks Mom) Just in time to brew a Pale Ale (trying a Widmer 07 clone using all cascade hops). This is really exciting, after the boil it takes forever to cool down the wort so basically you just stick this thing in the wort, hook it up to the sink and run cold water through it and it cools down the wort so you can pitch the yeast in about 10 minutes! I can't wait to try it out tomorrow! No more sticking my bucket in the bathtub and waiting for an hour!

I realize that this is really taking things up a notch so I hope our beers actually turn out drinkable or I'll be bummed. We've got a Nut Brown Ale in the secondary which will be ready to bottle in about four days! And after tomorrow we'll have a Pale Ale in the primary!

What are we going to do with all this beer? I don't know, but one thing is for certain, we will not have to buy beer again for a long time! (if it turns out good of course!)

Monday, February 04, 2008

Prosperity Prophets 3

Jeremiah 28 presents us with a terrifying case of Jeremiah and Hananiah.

From the Torah both of them conclude:

A. God is faithful

B. God is a warrior

Both of their theological foundations are the same. They are starting with the same premise, but this is where they part ways:

Hananiah says: because of A and B, God will not forsake his elect: Israel. And God will destroy the enemy: Babylon.

Jeremiah says because of A and B, God will not forsake his elect: the Repentant. And God will destroy the enemy: wicked (the Israelites).

Both of them have a high view of God and use the same premises, but both have a very different understanding/application of these theological truths in their own day. I have no doubt that Hananiah thought that he was a sincere prophet of God, that He was proclaiming the message God wanted him to proclaim, after all, who thinks they're a false prophet?

But if you read the rest of Jeremiah you know how this turns out, Hananiah dies for being a false prophet. This is an alarming passage and terrifies me about making statement like, "God told me" or especially to proclaim a mishap or disaster as judgment from the Lord when I have not received a direct word from the Lord as Isaiah and Jeremiah did. Jeremiah says that it would be better if you were a prophet of Baal than a false prophet of Yahweh. This goes either way, proclaiming peace when there is no peace, or proclaiming judgment when you just don't know. When you speak for God, there is a risk involved. It makes me realize that when you assume leadership why Paul would say you will be judged more harshly.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

It's a beautiful thing

Alas, good has defeated evil.

Unfortunately, evil walked out a second too early (which doesn't surprise me at all .) As unclassy as it gets, but I expected no less.

Overall, it was an incredible game, one of the best Superbowls (minus the lame commercials) I've ever seen. I still can't believe Eli's final drive. It was like it was destiny (come on, how do you catch the ball on your head?). But all in all, the Giants defense won the game, they looked unfazed by the Patriots offense and kept pressure on Brady all night long. I haven't seen him get crushed like that all year. Another beautiful sight.

If you would have asked me at the beginning of the year who would win the Superbowl I might have picked the Dolphins over the Giants! Truly a shocker, but a great season of football.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Is there more punishment in the Patriots future?

All signs point to yes.

Today, right before the Super Bowl (of course) more information came out that "Spygate" was more than just a game or even a season long cheating campaign but could potentially go back to 1998. Even more disturbing is THIS article about the Patriots allegedly taping the Rams pre-game walk-thru before the Super Bowl.

It appears that more than an asterisk could be placed on this season and many others. The sad thing about this is that a team could actually make history, unfortunately, not the kind of history they were looking to make, especially with Congress about ready to step into the NFL since they are on a sports kick as of late. If the evidence is collected and the Patriots have been deemed cheaters these last 10 years, then it's time to strip some Super Bowl trophies. It appears one of the "greatest coaches in history" could just be one of the biggest cheaters in history as well. Let the witch-hunt begin!

Friday, February 01, 2008

Pastor Ebays Congregation

One of the best Lark News Headlines of all times, click here for story.

A little bumper sticker fun

First, I want to just say that I saw this on a bumper last night as I was turning onto 23rd street and it genuinely made me laugh. I hadn't seen this one but I've got to admit, that is really, really silly and funny. Nice work to whoever created that one.




Secondly, today I saw these two bumper stickers on the same car and laughed as well.
Does anyone see a little irony here???





Prosperity Prophets 2

At the beginning of the book of Lamentations you get a glimpse of what these false prophets have brought about on Israel. This is a book of five poems that lament the destruction of Jerusalem in 586 B.C. and about the false prophets who contributed to the downfall Jeremiah says...

"Your prophets have seen for you false and deceptive visions; they have not exposed your iniquity to restore your fortunes, but have seen for you oracles that are false and misleading." Lam. 2:14

This is a timely reminder that what people want to hear is not always, (usually) what they need to hear (which goes for myself as well). What people need to hear can be painful but it also leads away from destruction (in this life and the next). "They have not exposed your iniquity to restore your fortunes." The medicine the people of Israel needed was hard to swallow, but it would have led to repentance and restoration, but instead the prosperity preaching led to destruction.

This is really only a question that each pastor and leader can answer, because as we continue to see in books that sell like hot-cakes (how well do hot-cakes sell anyway?), it is easy to make generalizations about "the church in America", "evangelical churches", "emerging churches", etc. but that is relatively unhelpful at large because all of this starts in hearts of people. Do we as leaders and participants love God enough to faithfully and prophetically speak the Word of God into each others lives? Do we have the courage and...well, self-esteem to be able to speak hard words into each others lives and not just, "it will be well with you"?