Thursday, September 25, 2008

Classic Bill Simmons

Bill comes up with some much needed new sports rules here.

One of my favorites is this:
New Rule: No more bullpens* emptying during baseball fights. All those relievers do is clutter the field and make it harder for me to see sucker punches and headlocks on YouTube. Stay put, bullpen guys.

Amen.

*Chris: the bullpen is where relief pitchers sit and warm up before they come into the game.

2 comments:

chris leonardo said...

ha! that's funny, i get it.

because the bull pen is where the bulls stay during a bull fight, not something in baseball.

its awesome being in the know

jersnyder2 said...

I couldnt believe it but Chris used a sports analogy in his sermon on Sunday. You gotta give the guy some credit.