Sunday, February 05, 2006

I'm Speechless

This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. For only 2,000 dollars you can hang out with Ed Young. Wow! I agree with XXX Church who said, "I don't know who's dumber, the Christians that are offering this or the Christians who pay that kind of money to attend this. Unbelievable. And yes, this is for real!

Total Access

Spend three days in Total Access with Senior Pastor Ed Young and the executive staff of Fellowship Church. You've heard about our growth and creativity, now you can experience the strategic planning and creative process first-hand as we take you behind the scenes.

You'll have full access to our executive team meeting, creative team meetings, and to staff members you wish to talk with.

It's the inside stuff, behind the scenes, under the hood, exclusive look that only comes from having Total Access.
Who Should Attend

Total Access is designed exclusively for Senior Pastors and spouses. Whether you're planting a brand-new church or are a seasoned ministry veteran, Total Access will take your church to the next level.

Spouses are included at no additional charge and are encouraged to join us. Visit the Schedule to see the many activities available for spouses. Once you register for the conference, someone from our staff will contact you regarding the activities your spouse will attend.
Upcoming Dates

April 29-May 2, 2006
September 23-26, 2006
Overview

The most commonly asked questions we receive at Fellowship Church are:

* How do you do what you do?
* How does Fellowship Church maintain its incredible creativity?
* What propels the church's phenomenal growth?

The answer is simple - it's something you have to experience.

Total Access!

Executive staff members will guide you behind the scenes of different areas of the church during one of our four worship services. You will have two sessions to spend with executive team pastors of your choice. Use this time to address the specific needs of your ministry through brainstorming, troubleshooting, and vision-building.
Register
Costs

Total Access is limited to 12 senior pastors. The all-inclusive package for this three-day event is $2,000 (save 25% with your Fellowship Connection Membership).

Spouses are included at no additional charge and are encouraged to attend.

The conference includes:

* Three nights stay at the Outdoor World Embassy Suites
* Four meals
* Dinner with Ed and Lisa Young in their home
* All local transportation
* 25% coupon to the Fellowship Church Bookstore and Café

4 comments:

Agent B said...

"...to the next level." SCORE!!!

g13 said...

i don't know what you're bitching about d, they let pastor's wives come along for free!

DougieB said...

thats it, i quit.

again.

bill said...

oh those silly executive staff members.

well, i think it sounds like a great deal. obviously, they are more tuned into the Spirit of God than us small church ministers and have a deeper understanding of what Christ has called His bride to be. only $2,000? sign me up.