New Fantasy Football Category

I think this year on Yahoo's Fantasy Football they need to create a new category that will help us draft our players: "Criminal Record." I want to see a complete criminal history of the players I pick because I want to know what the chances are that my guy is going to be suspended two weeks into the season for 5 games. If there is a history of gun charges or domestic violence I want to know what percentage chance there is that a potential RB or WR is going to be locked up when I really need him. Is that too much to ask Yahoo?