RICHMOND — Neil Granger, 19, took author Joshua Harris' advice and stopped kissing dating good-bye after reading the book of the same title.
"It sounded good at the time," he said. "I liked the purity thing."
But six months later, he's burned out on chastity and says he's kissing dating hello again.
"Two words: bodacious babery," he says, referring to the attractive women at Overland University (formerly Overland Bible and Missionary College).
At Overland, as with most Christian colleges, female students outnumber male students by about 8 to 1. Granger says Harris' book was getting in the way of finding a "terrific little Christian tart" to hang on his arm on Friday nights.
"You cannot imagine how little action you get when you're not dating," he says. "Harris must have had superhuman will power." Granger says he is very much enjoying his new kissing career, and that his whole life has improved, except for his grades. He is also holding to certain dating standards. "I keep it above the neck, like my dad says," he says. "I'm an ear man. I play it like a violin and make them squirm."•
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