Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Bonds Taken Down



















HERE IS AN EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK

I had no idea how much of a psycho Barry Bonds really was until reading this. The information they got from Jessica Bell, his ex-girlfriend is especially enlightening.

CLICK HERE TO READ STORY
Wow, what a shocker huh? Bonds actually used steroids. It's hard to wrap my mind around that. On a serious note however I'm glad that he's finally going to be taken down. It's been obvious for years he's been cheating, i can't wait to see the league strip all his records. Is that wrong that I feel that way?

Monday, March 06, 2006

Birthday Surprise













I almost forgot to tell this story. This happened on February 7th, my 26th Birthday.

Kelli and I went out to eat at an Irish Pub here in Tampa. I had the Shepherd's Pie and at one point a guy not too far from us asked me how it was. I said it was good and that was that. At the end of the meal when I asked for our check, the waitress said she was going to get it and then came back a few minutes later and said that the man I had talked to earlier about the Pie offered to pay for our meal. I was a bit surprised to say the least so Kelli and I went over to meet him. His name was Dave and all he said was, "Well, i thought the Shepherd's Pie looked good so I just thought I would pay for it." Kelli said, "Wow, that's so cool, it's his Birthday today." And then Dave gave me a "Happy Birthday." He went on to say, "I had some dental work done today so maybe it's the drugs doing the talking but just thought I would pay for you guys." How cool is that??? I have never had a complete stranger pay for our dinner before. Have you???

My sister Molly and her Boyfriend Nick


Never pictured my sister doing this!













Nick, you are insane!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

A Visitor











































Today as I was driving home I saw something on the side of the driveway to our apartment complex so I stopped to check it out. Turns out is was a Peninsula Cooter Turtle. Yes, that is really the name! Couldn't make that up. Pretty friendly little guy, although beware of his claws! Do you see those things? Those are huge!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Another Thomas Merton Thought

Thomas Merton always speaks to my heart regardless of what I am reading from him. God gave this man a gift of wisdom that is unparalleled amongst his contemporaries. Sometimes it's like he is speaking directly to my soul. I find such a tight connection with what he says in his writings.

I am forced to reflect on this one today and most likely for several days hereafter.

"Fickleness and indecision are signs of self-love. If you can never make up your mind what God wills for you, but are always veering from one opinion to another, from one practice to another, from one method to another, it may be an indication that you are trying to get around God's will and do your own wiht a quiet conscience.

As soon as God gets you in one monastery you want to be in another.

As soon as you taste one way of prayer, you want to try another. You are always making resolutions and breaking them by counter-resolutions. You ask your confessor and do not remember the answers. Before you finish one book you begin another, and with every book you read you change the whole plan of your interior life.

Soon you will have no interior life at all. Your whole existence will be a patchwork of confused desires and daydreams and velleities in which you do nothing except defeat the work of grace: for all this is an elaborate subconscious device of your nature to resist God, Whose work in your soul demands the sacrifice of all that you desire and delight in, and, indeed, of all that you are.

So keep still, and let Him do some work.

This is what it means to renounce not only pleasures and possessions, but even your own self."

If you've never read Thomas Merton you should pick up something of his. Maybe start with New Seeds of Contemplation or No Man is an Island. Incredibly profound and has really opened my eyes to the wonders of God.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Check Out My New Blog

I bought my beer brewing equipment this weekend and am going to be brewing a Brown Ale recipe this next Sunday so I figured I would start a new blog stricly dedicated to beer reviews and beer brewing. I'm very new at this so i expect people who are really into beer will find the reviews foolish and uninformed and my misques brewing very amateur but it's a craft that I respect the more and more I see how much goes into it and how long it takes to learn. This is not an easy craft! So if you are a beer fan or would like to make beer suggestions please visit my new one:

ON TAP AT O'BAGBY

Thursday, February 16, 2006

GRRRRRRRRRR. Angry Baby Kelli


I would be angry if i was wearing that dress too!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Sea World Pics Pt. 2





























Shamu and Namu















Look close! It's the Leafy Sea Dragon. My favorite sea creature.















The lion fish. My second favorite sea creature.















I don't think i've ever actually seen a Pink Flamingo before this point.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Sea World Pics Pt. 1















Kelli and I went to Sea World this weekend. Her parents bought us tickets for Christmas and Foreigner was playing this weekend so we thought it would be perfect timing. We didn't actually go to the Foreigner show but we did hear "Hot Blooded" and "Cold As Ice" from afar. More pics to come, including of the one and only Shamu!















There were several of these at the front of Sea World. I've always wondered what is stopping some of these birds that wander around the theme park from 1) leaving and going somewhere wild. 2) eating my face.















One of these birds feels like I used to feel in Harlem!















Kelli and I bought some food and got to feed a seal but we forgot to take pics of it so we thought we would take a picture of these people feeding one.















King Penguins, very much like the Emperor Penguins in "March of the Penguins".

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Statewide Retreat Pics Pt. 2

The Orange Grove by Camp Aurora.














Yuck! Stepped on this rotten thing.













Just a little guy.



























Kelli is on the trail of something.












Seeds

"Do you think the way to sanctity is to lock youself up with your prayers and your books and the meditations that please and interest your mind, to protect yourself with many walls, against people you consider stupid? Do you think the way to contemplation is found in the refusal of activities and works which are necessary for the good of others but which happen to bore and distract you? Do you imagine that you will discover God by winding yourself up in a cocoon of spiritual and aestetic pleasures, instead of renouncing all your tastes and desires and ambitions and satisfactions for the love of Christ, Who will not even live within you if you cannot find Him in other men?"

Thomas Merton (New Seeds of Contemplation)

This really struck a chord with me today. There is so much emphasis of finding and focusing on your strengths and preferences within the consumer church world that you rarely are allowed the opportunities to find God in the things you don't enjoy. Sometimes I think I need to do things I don't want to do for no other reason than for the good of people. And more so to spend time with people that I would rather not and then take a step beyond that and see Christ in those people! What a challenge! Thanks Tommy.

I Caved In

I apologize ahead of time for this because I realize that no one cares about my answers to these stupid questions but I feel like I've had this blog for all this time and have never done one of these things! But mostly I blame Simpkins who made me think it was ok to do this!

Four jobs I have had

1. Stock boy at IGA for a few years. Great job compared to the rest of what you could have in El Paso, IL.
2. Dishwasher at the Elms Buffett. This was probably the worst job I've ever had!
3. Librarian at LCC. I know, i don't really fit the part.
4. Detassler for several years through junior high and some of high school.

Four movies I can watch over and over

1. Office Space
2. Dirty Work
3. Billy Madison
4. Airplane

Four Albums I've had on repeat

1. Editors - The Back Room
2. Hard-Fi - Stars of the CCTV
3. Over the Rhine - Drunkard's Prayer
4. Ryan Adams - Jacksonville City Nights

Four places I have lived

1. Enid, Oklahoma
2. Tampa, Florida
3. New York, New York
4. El Paso, Illinois

Four TV shows I love

1. Arrested Developmen
2. Lost (Yes, i'm hooked)
3. The OC (shut your dirty mouth)
4. Seinfeld (i still watch it every night at least once)

Four places I've vacationed

1. St. Lucia
2. Greneda (technically this was a mission trip but i use the term very loosely)
3. Seattle, Vancouver, Portland, and the Oregon Coast (we leave March 10th!)
4. Having a hard time thinking of a fourth. I live in Tampa and sometimes that is like a vacation.

Four of my favorite dishes

1. Filet Mignon at Smith and Wollensky's.
2. Chicken Crispers at Chili's. (Bill Wolf not only introduced me to Christ but also to the Crispers. You're a true friend Bill!)
3. Mahi Mahi
4. Anything Kelli makes! (this ought to score me a few points!)

Four sites I visit daily

1. Pitchfork Media
2. CNN
3. ESPN
4. Stereogum

Four places I would rather be right now

1. At Peculier Pub (still my favorite bar of all time)
2. Playing Buck Hunter with Elvyss at Kabin.
3. At Sea World with Kelli (only two more days!)
4. At a Ryan Adams Concert (minus his useless banter)

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

26 Years Ago Today


A fat baby was born....

My Response to Mark Cahill

This weekend I was at the Florida Statewide Retreat listening to a speaker named Mark Cahill who is better known for his book, “The One Thing You Can’t Do In Heaven.” He seems to me to have a fundamentalist background as he believes in the KJV very strongly if not exclusively as well as being in love with tracts and talking about hell. I came in very skeptical of this retreat mostly because it was called, “Can I Get a Witness?” I have been to these type of things before so I was ready for an in your face type of weekend where we are quilted into sharing our faith with complete strangers. I feel like I need to respond mostly for my own benefit as I have been processing what he has taught over the last few days. Let me say that I do not do this in anything but a spirit of love and I also do this because I think Mark would want me to do this since he talked several times about how we need to be very careful what we are taught and not take everything at face value. I agree and in that spirit will respond to some of what I heard. I also want to say before anything else that I did appreciate Mark’s heart for those that Jesus misses most. It is not doubt out of a sincere appreciate for what God has done for him personally that Mark wants other people to experience the life that Jesus Christ has given him. So with that said, here we go!

The first thing I noticed about Mark’s presentation was his focus on the afterlife. He told stories of close to death experiences where people would wake up saying, “The flames, the flames, etc.” A majority of the substance of the first session seemed to be on whether a person would go to heaven or to hell. His goal of evangelism is to get people saved so they can go to heaven when they die and that is the focus of most of his teaching from here on out. My question has always been, “What about this life?” The afterlife is only 33 1/3 % of the gospel? Why all the morbid stories of death and hell when that is just one part of the full gospel? Not only that but that is how he starts conversations with the age old Evangelism Explosion styled, “If you died tonight would you be 100% sure you would go to heaven?” I don’t want to discredit this question because I think it is important but I’m not sure about it being a great conversation starter nor should people be guilted or scared into becoming a Christian. I think that is why we have so many mediocre lifeless (“gross’ in his own words) Christians today is because they are scared to not be a “Christian” because they don’t want to go to hell so they stick around the church doing absolutely nothing of value and frustrate the crap out of everyone. So is there a better starting place for the gospel then hell and flames and burning and death? That doesn’t sound like good news to me. I believe that hell is a very real place no matter what the substance may be. Whether it is literal flames or just being separated from God, it’s bad. But what if we actually started with “good news”? Isn’t the fact that God wants a relationship with you great news? Is that a better starting place than trying to scare people? Next…..

He told a story about praying in a crowded restaurant with a large group of people before dinner. He asked, “When you pray in a restaurant should you pray soft or should you pray loud?” He said, “Loud, of course! Everyone should hear you praying in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.” I have personally had experiences with those who have prayed extraordinarily loud and I must say it just left me feeling like a complete ass, enough so that I wanted to apologize to the people for the “pray-er” being obnoxious. This is my question. Where is the line between being bold and being obnoxious? That is a HUGE issue in evangelism for me.

The biggest problem I had with Mark’s talk was that he obviously has the gift of evangelism. He can talk to anyone under the sun and really loves to talk to complete strangers. He is very much like Neil Cole in this respect and I love that! But he goes on to make everyone think that they can do exactly what he does when it is clear that not everyone has the gift of evangelism. I think many people will walk away from the retreat discouraged or thinking that something is wrong with them for not being able to do the things that he does. He told a ton of stories which was good but I would have liked to have heard more of your failures as well as your stories with incredible results. It would have made me feel more human. But instead it made me discouraged thinking that I could never do that. Not everyone has the gift of evangelism. Not everyone can do what he does and I think he misled a lot of people thinking they can do what he does. That is what I appreciate about Jim Henderson’s book, “Aka Lost; Reaching the People Jesus Misses Most” because it lets people know how you can make ordinary attempts to share your faith.

Mark Cahill is very very very big on tracts. He wants to get a tract in everyone’s hand that he can. He stands outside of stadiums, he goes to the gay and lesbian festival in Atlanta, is constantly handing the out in airports, etc. I have always hated tracts every since I have my first experience with them at a Marilyn Manson concert. I have found them relatively useless and have seen 0% fruit from them or from those I know. I’m not for sure but maybe Mark knows how to use them better than I do. I have never found them to be very helpful but he certainly has so God bless him! My struggle has always been with this question: “Is lack of information really the problem of why people don’t come to a relationship with Jesus Christ?” Do they really not know about sin and salvation? Is that the barrier or is it that they haven’t seen the gospel lived out in the lives of believers? Or maybe it’s both! Not to mention that a majority of tracts are just not well written or they are in an obnoxious and arrogant spirit that would turn 99.9 percent of the people that read them off to Jesus.

I loved his emphasis on planting seeds. Not everyone is ready for harvest. People have gotten away from the idea of planting seeds and just want to get people to cross the line when that is really God’s job to make happen. So hooray for seed-planters!

Mark believes strongly in the KJV. He said once that, “I went all the way back to the KJV and this is how it is translated correctly.” Why not go all the way back to the Greek and see what it really says? I have yet to look up the verse in Revelation that he did not agree with the translation on but I’m not sure it matters either way it is translated. I believe it says the same thing in both translations. You could have done without giving us an earful about that one.

Mark said that “The church is for believers who can be equipped and taught to make disciples; it’s not meant to be an attention getter to get non-believers to Church to hear the truth, which is the job of the Christian. You will never see the Church in the Bible trying to get non-Christians there, but rather Christians are going out from the church to make disciples.” I totally agree with Mark’s point here. He seems very missional but again missional in a method that I would not want to partake in completely.

Once he ripped The Purpose Driven Life (which isn’t terribly difficult) for Rick Warren using 15 different translations. He asked the question, “Why in the world would someone have to use 15 different translations?” The obviously answer is because he is trying to make Scripture say what he wants it to say. Once again, I would agree completely. I don’t think that is good use of Scripture and is one of the reasons I don’t like the book very much. But there is the opposite end of the spectrum that has seen several people come back to church or start spending time with the Church community for the very first time because of this book! To me it makes me realize that God truly can work through anything, even a book that is the equivalent of Nickleback’s music (easy target).

I respect what Mark Cahill does and am glad that God has given those people the gift to do what they do. I really am thankful. And I appreciate his passion and how he encouraged me to think how I can be more intentional with people I meet. I love his heart but I don’t believe everyone can use the method he uses effectively. God has created some people different than that. I’m not using this as an excuse not to “evangelize” but I think there are different ways to go about it.

Overall I thought I was going to disagree with much more than I did. I ended up actually enjoying Mark and his heart for the lost. I can sense his sincerity in what he does and I think he does witness in a graceful and loving way which I can appreciate. So thank you Mark for the challenge! We need to be shaken a little once in a while to get out of our comfort zones. I’m still not ready to start walking around malls and asking unsuspecting shoppers if they were going to hell until I got kicked out by security guards which is what a majority of the students did that day but you certainly got me thinking so thank you!

Be the next Joel Osteen!



Check this out: Mega Church Game

This is freaking hilarious! I love it!

Thanks to Brian Moll for emailing this to me!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Cheated Out of a Great Game

Five Reasons the Refs Ruined the Superbowl:

1. Ben's Non-Touchdown Touchdown. Clearly didn't break the plain. That was a horrible call and even worse when it wasn't reversed.

2. Offensive Pass Interference on D. Jackson's touchdown pass. Give me a break, you wouldn't call this in a regular season game. Terrible.

3. Holding call after the pass to the 2 yard line from Hassleback.
Obviously no hold on the replay. He had his hands in front of him the entire time! This would have put Seattle up by 3 points.

4. No call on the tackle made on Alexander with his collar which is illegal.

5. Illegal Block on Hasselback which was not even a block, it was a tackle which is legal!
This gave Pittsburg great field position to throw their "gadget" play (Madden couldn't have possibly said "gadget" anymore than he did last night.

The big media story all week was, "Bettis is coming home to Detroit, his last game ever, his only shot at a Super Bowl, blah blah blah." It's not a shocker that the refs were adamently against Seattle. I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist but this game was just blatant. Hard to argue with that after seeing all the horrible calls go against Seattle. I'm not even a Seattle fan and had nothing in the game but I felt bad for the way they were raped. I would agree with Bill Simmons who said the flags started to look like Terrible Towels being thrown on the field. And yes Steelers Fans, i believe this as much as you believe they wanted Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl. My friend John put it well last night when he said, "after Peyton Manning didn't get there they hopped on the bus and rode him all the way" which is what you saw displayed so perfectly last night. It's amazing how the media affects (corrupts) this game at every level isn't it?

It's funny, i got done writing this a few hours ago and just went to Espn.com and saw this article which pretty much says the same thing I did except way better. Check it out HERE.

Favorite Line of the Game: "Well John, right now they've got towels around him so they can pull down his pants and tape up his groin." That was a little too graphic for what was necessary.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

I'm Speechless

This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. For only 2,000 dollars you can hang out with Ed Young. Wow! I agree with XXX Church who said, "I don't know who's dumber, the Christians that are offering this or the Christians who pay that kind of money to attend this. Unbelievable. And yes, this is for real!

Total Access

Spend three days in Total Access with Senior Pastor Ed Young and the executive staff of Fellowship Church. You've heard about our growth and creativity, now you can experience the strategic planning and creative process first-hand as we take you behind the scenes.

You'll have full access to our executive team meeting, creative team meetings, and to staff members you wish to talk with.

It's the inside stuff, behind the scenes, under the hood, exclusive look that only comes from having Total Access.
Who Should Attend

Total Access is designed exclusively for Senior Pastors and spouses. Whether you're planting a brand-new church or are a seasoned ministry veteran, Total Access will take your church to the next level.

Spouses are included at no additional charge and are encouraged to join us. Visit the Schedule to see the many activities available for spouses. Once you register for the conference, someone from our staff will contact you regarding the activities your spouse will attend.
Upcoming Dates

April 29-May 2, 2006
September 23-26, 2006
Overview

The most commonly asked questions we receive at Fellowship Church are:

* How do you do what you do?
* How does Fellowship Church maintain its incredible creativity?
* What propels the church's phenomenal growth?

The answer is simple - it's something you have to experience.

Total Access!

Executive staff members will guide you behind the scenes of different areas of the church during one of our four worship services. You will have two sessions to spend with executive team pastors of your choice. Use this time to address the specific needs of your ministry through brainstorming, troubleshooting, and vision-building.
Register
Costs

Total Access is limited to 12 senior pastors. The all-inclusive package for this three-day event is $2,000 (save 25% with your Fellowship Connection Membership).

Spouses are included at no additional charge and are encouraged to attend.

The conference includes:

* Three nights stay at the Outdoor World Embassy Suites
* Four meals
* Dinner with Ed and Lisa Young in their home
* All local transportation
* 25% coupon to the Fellowship Church Bookstore and Café

State Wide Retreat Pics Pt. 1

























































Thursday, February 02, 2006

"solitude becomes really hard when you realize that nobody is thinking about you anymore. Then some place for God might become available in your occupied heart and mind."
Henri Nouwen - The Genesee Diary

This makes a lot of sense to me. I remember when I left New York there was a selfish fear as I was stepping out of the limelight. I was no longer Dustin the missionary in New York City and part time mediocre comedian that people were impressed with. I was left with just Dustin the guy who had no job and got to live in a place with warm weather. I am dealing with the fact that I am no longer asked to speak at missionary conferences or write for any more Relevant Books or give lectures on church planting.

I remember when I first moved down here that I had to keep telling people that I lived in New York for the last three and a half years because somehow it had become part of my identity. Something that I relied on. Something I knew would always make people say, "wow!" Now I had nothing. I was just an average guy who lived in an average city. It has been a crushing blow to my ego to not have something to define me. At least I didn't think I did.

I have had several great breakthroughs in the last 6 months and feel like God has broken through the clouds of my own inflated ego. I was living more for the attention than for God. My ego was getting too big and it was time to step back and refocus on what I was doing and why. I am thankful for the last six months and the time I have gotten to be by myself, to think, to learn, to read, to pray, to sit in silence and try to hear the elusive voice of God. And things are starting to become clearer. I no longer am defined by my career or how impressed people are with me.

I am not defined by my ministry achievements or how people perceive me. I am not defined by how big or how small my church is. In fact, i'm starting to not be concerned with those things at all and that's how I know that God is getting me to come around to the fact that the history of the universe is not dependant upon me. The weight of the world does not rest on my shoulders. What a relief! I don't know where I got the idea that I was so important to the survival of mankind! Where does all the pressure come from? Is it our ministry peers who seem to be doing "great" things for God? Are we trying to keep up? Is it our seminary education that pounds it in to our head that we are the most important people on earth and we better make sure we are prepared for every question and problem that comes our way or people will go to hell? Do we really lack that much faith in God to believe such a lie?

I hope not. I've started to realize that if you are at a church of 50 or 5,000 you can still only impact and shepherd so many people personally. So what do i care if i'm investing in 10 people in a church of 50 or 5,000. If I'm in a church of 50 it just means I don't have to sit through near the number of pointless meetings and spend three days doing administrative managerial work I was never trained to do. I would prefer small myself. The only reason i would want to work at a big church is my own ego. So I could tell people, "yeah I work at Huge Ass Church down the street." Some people work at a big church with pure motives and a good heart and are much more mature than I am to be able to handle it. For others it is all they talk about. "We've got this many people, we've got awesome programs, we're growing every week!"

What are you defined by? I learned the hard way about being defined by what you do and success, it's an endless cycle of ego boosting, flapping your mouth all the time, making sure people know what your doing and how successful you are and I want to be through with that. I pray that God gives me the maturity to realize where my worth really comes from. It's certainly not my success in a career but from a God who loves me. I hope that I can someday sit in a room by myself, rest in God's presence and just know that I am loved without feeling the need to prove myself by my achievements or worry about what others will say about me. I hope someday I can be silent and not care whether anyone is thinking about me or not. Maybe then I will finally hear the voice I've been waiting my entire life to hear.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Random


This is a very strange post but i like this salsa so much that I just had to tell you about it! If you see this in the store, buy it! It is delicious. For those Tampanians I found it in Kash N Karry in the ethnic section and it is wonderful! It is made on a ranch in Texas so it's got to be good. www.jardinefoods.com. If you are really desperate you can order a bunch of different kinds of salsa online. You may think that me taking the time to tell you about good salsa is strange but when you taste this yummy goodness you will thank me!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My Day With Tito: Pt. 1















When Tito came to our apartment he was very energetic and excited to be in a new environment because his owner beats him which you can see by the bruises of his eyes. That crazy woman should be locked up for years! Poor Tito!






















Tito and I played with his ball for a long time because his owner never plays with Tito and any kind of attention he gets is very rare. I've never seen a dog more excited to just play a little ball.
















After Tito gets his toys he is careful to keep them close because his owner usually grabs them out of Tito's mouth, sometimes ripping out teeth and hides them from Tito for days on end leaving him nothing to play with. She is evil! Poor puppy.
















Tito got worn out from playing with his ball and fell asleep. His owner doesn't let him sleep at home. She keeps him up by playing loud music and poking him in the gut. She keeps the music on right by his kennell all night so he can't sleep while she gets a great rest in her comfy bed! This is the first time he has slept in weeks!
















Tito encounters Mr. Tuttle, Kelli's stuffed turtle after another nap in our bed. He is thrilled to see another creature because his owner doesn't ever let him have contact with animals, stuffed or real! If another animal comes close to Tito she shoots it with a gun and laughs.

By the way, this evil womans name is Stephanie Roberts. You would be wise to stay away from this psychopath. Kelli and I are hoping to kidnap Tito and take him to a safe place where the evil witch of Tampa will never be able to hurt poor Tito again.


Part Two Coming!

P.S. - man i hope people don't take this seriously. Mostly for Stephanie's sake !

Monday, January 30, 2006

Son Volt Live

Saturday night Rick, Adam and I went over to downtown St. Petersburg to see Son Volt perform at Jannus Landing. Before we hit the show we stopped by a bar called Independent which put me right back in New York as beers were 6-8 dollars which has never seemed to phase me. It had a plethura of Belgium and Polish beers in which I had a Hobgoblin (which I would give an A) and some beer that I can not pronounce but was equally tasty. It was a winter brew so it had a little spice to it but also had similarities to a Lambic in a weird way. In any case, downtown St. Pete is WAY better than what we have in Tampa. I almost felt like a member of the human race again unlike the dehumanizing, cheap party crowd of Ybor City (minus the daylight hours). Plus I was offered drugs twice both being of the pain killer kind. Why do people get hooked on pain killers? Just curious, it's never been even slightly appealing to me although we did have a great conversation around beers about weed. My favorite line of the night would have been Adam's response to the old guy asking us if we were interested in Percocet (sp?) where he simply replied, "I'm just a guy." I cannot remember for the life of me in which context he said that line in but at the time it was very funny and right before another gentleman asked if we'd like to give him a quarter and then showed us his papers discharging him from prison. After which, he offered us drugs taking away my curiousity of how he got sent to prison in the first place.

The show was pretty good. Outdoor venues typically have subpar sound, Jannus being no exception. The music was loud which was great, but the vocals were smothered the entire night which was an insult to Jay Farrar's often monotonous but somehow melodic and inviting voice. They ended their set with Windfall, Drown and a song I don't remember ever hearing. Windfall was the highlight of the show for me. I have a hard time describing the feeling the song gives me but it just makes me want to get out on the road and drive. Son Volt played for over 2 hours which tends to make fans very quickly out of the "just along for the ride" type of people. In this venue there seemed to be plenty of those. Seemed like most people were more interested in drinking 24 ounces of urine-flavored water (Miller Lite) than watching a great show and a spectacular lead guitarist. At the end of the show I regretted my decision to not but the Percocet after having a headache from hearing the jock behind me not shut up about College Football the entire show which to me is the curse of living in the South. It is clear that Wilco got the better end of the deal in the Uncle Tupelo split but it doesn't mean Son Volt doesn't have anything that will make you want to buy a Gibson Hummingbird, some cowboy boots and start learning Willie Nelson songs either. Fun show, great weather, mediocre fans and venue.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Introducing Tito


Kelli and I are dogsitting today. His name is Tito and he's a Toy Poodle. Say hello! I will have a complete blog of our day together very soon, complete with pictures.

Return of the Ants!

This morning Kelli woke me up and said that the ants had invaded our bathroom so I checked it out and sure enough there was a line coming around the shower of ants everywhere. I grabbed a thing of Terro Ant Killer and sat it in their path and twenty minutes later they were surrounding it. Make sure you click on the pic for the full size. This is still not near the amount I killed on the hot water heater. I wish that i could have gotten a picture of that. This Terro should do the trick here though! I hate Crazy Ants!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Wine, Spears, and Bowling Balls

This weekend Kelli and I made our rounds. On Saturday afternoon we went to the Florida Estates Winery in Land O Lakes for a wine "festival" and tasting. I use the word "festival" losely as it was basically in a guys backyard. The wine was fairly good however and we enjoyed ourselves. Our favorite was probably the Plantation Spice which they gave us chocolate to eat with. It was a very good dessert wine. I am a big red wine fan but the stuff they have was fair, but not overwhelming.

Saturday night we went to see "End of the Spear" with John and Taryn. If you are not familiar, this is the story of the Jim Elliot family who were missionaries to a remote tribe in the Amazon. I thought the movie was excellent. It was very powerful to hear if from the perspective of the tribe and not just the missionaries. I also really liked the fact that the name of Jesus was never mentioned in the film. You might wonder why I liked that and it is basically because they were the perfect example of indigenous missionaries. They used what the tribe already knew about "God" and put it in their language. I thought it was phenomenal. I imagine the fundies are all up in arms however, but if that is the case they have missed the point of the movie. Well worth seeing.

Today after church we went bowling where I dominated all but one. I scored a 167 and a 151. Grant beat me with a score of 167 and 152. How do you like that? It was supposed to be 2 hours of bowling for 8 dollars but what they didn't tell us is that it was also the same time as 76 different birthday parties for children. At one point they made everyone stop bowling and line up on the lanes so everyone could dance. Not just one song however, but THREE songs totalling 17 minutes of time we could have been bowling. They stole our money! John V got reprimanded by the middle aged woman leading this dance of idiocy as even the kids were hoping to the god they worship that she wouldn't make them do another song. But oh no, how can you stop with the Hokey Pokey? It natually leads into the Electric Slide and the Chicken Dance. Kill me.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Over the Hedge



I am excited to see this! If you haven't watched the trailer make sure you check it out. Looks really funny!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Another Church Experiment

One of the "Pointe" churches I talked about in the last post had this as "How We Minister". Feel free to point out anything that may be funny to you. I'm interested to hear your responses once again.

"Our goal is to meet your spiritual, emotional, and physical needs with a balanced ministry mix. The "Blank" Pointe family is where you will meet people who are warm and will make you feel at ease. All "Blank" Pointe worship experiences, LIFE Groups, and support groups are designed for high life application and will enhance your life skills. LIFE Groups are forming in the area for all ages. You may remain anonymous and simply observe or linger and enjoy meeting people for refreshments."

By the way, they also have a link and picture of Saddleback and Willow Creek on their "About Us" page. This is something I have never seen before. Sometimes one or the other, but never both! That is idolatrous! And their section about "Why Jesus?" starts with the 70's classic, "If you died tonight, would you be sure you would be with God in Heaven???"

Ok, i'm done being a jerk.

Just for the record...

I have received a postcard inviting me to a first service of all three of these churches in the last four months. Cyprus Pointe; North Pointe; Life Point.

They are all within about 2 miles of each other. They might have wanted to coordinate the name and location thing before starting out. Ouch! The church has really gotten into the whole "point" thing, especially the "pointe" thing. Isn't that a typo ? Microsoft Word tells me it's a typo. What does "pointe" mean rather than "point". I'm confused but am slow at many things.

Just curious if anyone had the answer.

Actually nevermind, i just looked it up in the dictionary.

Pointe:
"French pointe (du pied), literally, tiptoe
: a ballet position in which the body is balanced on the extreme tip of the toe"

Ok, now I'm actually more confused why churches are picking a French word for a ballet position to describe their church.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Steve Smith Vs. Charles Tillman

Obviously Steve Smith won as did his Panthers. I was really surprised by three things in this injury ridden game.

1. Vasher wasn't covering Steve Smith more, instead Tillman was getting dominated all four quarters.

2. The Bears defense forgot to show up to a home game.

3. Someone didn't knock Jake Delhomme out for being a fruitcake.
(now I know what poor sportsmanship really is. Delhomme is the new Leinart)

Oh well, sure i'm disappointed in the Bears but honestly good defense can only get you so far. What the Bears really need are some good players. Seriously, we don't have one star offensive player (say what you will about Grossman or Jones).

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Where Have You Been?


create your own personalized map of the USA

Saw that Doug did this on his blog so I figured I would follow suit. I still have some places I need to go. The problem is that I can't remember if I have ever been to Rhode Island, Delaware, or Vermont for anything. I lived in New York for a while so I almost can't believe I have never been there but if I did visit it was not very memorable.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Wishful Thinking

This week I had my first introduction to Frederick Buechner and have realized now why everyone quotes him so frequently. Such a brilliant and humourous guy. I want to share one thought from the book with you for your own pleasure. I really don't have anything to add to it, just thought you would like it.

Church:
The visible church is all the people who get together from time to time in God's name. Anybody can find out who they are by going to church to look.
The invisible church is all the people God uses for his hands and feet in this world. Nobody can find out who they are except God.
Think of them as two circles. The optimist says they are concentric. The cynic says they don't even touch. The realist says they occasionally overlap.
In a fit of high inspiration, the author of the Book of Revelation states that there is no temple in the New Jerusalem, thus squelching once and for all the tedious quip that since Heaven is an endless church service, anybody with two wits to rub together would prefer Hell.
The reason for there being no temple in the New Jerusalem is presumably the same as the reason for Noah's leaving the ark behind when he finally makes it to Mount Ararat.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Organic Church


I have just finished reading Neil Cole's "Organic Church" which I gained much from. He has helped me think through, not just in this book but a workshop in New York, what it means to be the church. What does the church look like? Does the church have to look the way it has looked for the previous 50 years? Here is a thought from the book.

"My coworker and friend Brad Fieldhouse found an advertisement in a Christian publication that claimed having a new digital sign on the front lawn was the secret to 100 percent of a church's growth. Oh, how far we have wandered from the simplicity and purity of devotion to Christ. do we really think that our great programs will impress the non-Christians in our community to such an extent that they will say, "Hey, that's a nice sign. And check out the parking lot. Wow, I want to be a Christian too!"

We cannot compete with Hollywood when it comes to entertainment. The best preachers cannot out-entertain Jay Leno and David Letterman, with teams of talented writers. The best worship band cannot put ona better show than the Rolling Stones, No Doubt, or Green Day. Our buildings are not so nice as the ones that corporate America is constructing; in fact, other religions and cults are outdoing us architecturally. Have you seen any Christian movies? Please! We are not able to come up against the world, play its game, and win. it is a foolish strategy - and a needless one.

Suppose for a moment that this strategy actually works. Imagine that hundreds of people come to us because they are impressed by our music, children's programs, clean toilets, and parking spaces. What if suddenly being a Christian is cool and the newest fad is to attend church. What have we done? are we better off? I don't think so. Now we have churches full of consumers looking for the one that offers the best "service" for them or their family. Wherever the next great show is, that is where the multitudes will flock. Does it sound familiar at all?

What we draw them with is what we draw them to. If they come expecting to be entertained, we had better entertain them if we want to keep them coming back every week. This mentality creates a vicious circle of endless program upgrades, staff improvements, and building campaigns to feed the consumer monster. The monster is always hungry. Pastors are burned out. members are marginalized and lost in programs. The lost community gets a corrupted caricature of the Kingdom of God."

I like the heart of Neil Cole and was blown away by his passion for the Church when I got to be a part of his workshop. I also like the idea of the organic, or simple model of church. Obviously he states a problem of the church very well here and I think he has a pretty legitimate solution in Organic Faith. I still have some questions and am not sure exactly how it works but I am very interested nonetheless. We'll see what happens.

Monday, January 09, 2006

King Kong


Kelli and I went to see the long awaited 3 hour 7 minute King Kong last night. I went in to the film open minded and excited about what I had heard so far although it was somewhat mixed reviews. On the way out the first thing out of my mouth was, "well, that was terrible." Terrible it was. The length was the main problem. It would have been a better movie had an hour been cut out of it. Peter Jackson truly needs an editor! Every scene was drug out to enormous length, especially the fight scenes on the island. Seriously, how long did Kong and that dinosaur fight? I could have gotten up and peed, drove somewhere, had a beer, come back to the theatre, peed again and those things would still be going at it.

Not to mention you can only take so many stupid glares between the Kong and the girl before you say to yourself, "this is idiotic." The most idiotic thing about this relationship is that the girl never said one thing to anyone else. All she yelled was "nooooooooo" as everyone was trying to kill this beast (rightfully so, i wouldn't want to die either). She never pleaded with anyone saying, "this thing saved my life, it's not bad, etc." It was simply a "nooooooo" over and over again. By the end, i was bored out of my mind and after seeing what's her face climb three levels on the top of the Empire State building just to give the ape what Kelli coins as "the look" I was ready for both of them to die. There is really only one word that comes to mind when I think of this film and that is bloated. Every scene was completely overdramatic and predictable. Every look, every shot was created to be of epic proportions and it just didn't work. And unfortunately I can't get that stupid look that the girl had with Kong out of my head! But after watching it in 67 separate scenes for 7 minutes each, i'm not sure how anyone can. I respect Peter Jackson and what he did for Lord of the Rings but this was a remake I would have wished they would have left undone. Other than that before the movie I saw a preview for Miami Vice. I'm sure that will be good, right?

Saturday, January 07, 2006

John Davis


If you haven't heard it already, check out John Davis' solo CD from thsi past year. He was the lead singer of the great power pop band Superdrag and just this past year has started to follow Jesus and this cd is kind of a testimony to that. It's very Beatlesque and a great pop album. Very inspiring to hear his story.

Check it out!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Church Job Description Experiment

There is a church in my area in Tampa that I will leave un-named that I saw a job description for a youth minister online while i was browsing around. Here are some tidbits. I'm posting this and not saying anything about it. I just want you to tell me what stands out to you. I'm doing this experiment to see if I'm normal or not so please comment on anything that sticks out to you.

1. Leadership gift with deep spiritual relationship with God
2. Strong personal drive
3. Creative
4. Team-oriented
5. Highly relational
6. Able to take a strong foundation and take it to the next level
7. Strong integrity
8. Able handle a lot of autonomy
9. Able to organize teams, budget, and students together and rally them to achieve ministry goals and objectives.
10. MUST have Purpose-driven youth ministry experience in a contemporary church environment.
11. Recruiter
[Recent college graduates will be considered if they have sufficient experience in a large church atmosphere.]
This church is a team-oriented leadership environment. Do you have a consistent, vital, and growing relationship with Christ? We would like to get to know you. This is a full-time position with a complete benefits package. If you match the above qualities...please send a current resume with a personal/family photo to the following:

Please understand we will only reply/contact those candidates who seem to be a fit for our ministry. PLEASE, NO PHONE CALLS.

Jesus Loves Porn Stars


XXX Church is at the Las Vegas Porn Expo this week with three different booths ministering to porn stars and those in the industry. They are updating their site everyday with what is going on.

Here is the link to their blog. It is great to read about people spending time with people God loves.

http://pure.typepad.com/x3pure/

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Vince Young


Holy Crap. That was the best championship game I've ever seen. Vince Young absolutely amazes me. That dude can do it all. I'm not even sure if Michael Vick runs that well as a Quarterback. What a game! I love the fact that USC got beat. I've been waiting for them to go down for a while now. They should have lost to Notre Dame. Reggie Bush is obviously a great running back but he got shut down in this one. Wow.

Coach Carroll is a class act and you can tell by what he said about Texas after the game. On the other hand there is Leinart who is a conceited little prick. His quote, "well we couldn't tackle him (young) at the end but I don't care, I still think we're a better team." Who says that after they get beat by a great football team? What a poor loser! Someone needs to punch him in the face.

Goodbye 2005

Christmas in Illinois was great. We were sharing time between about 6 million families it seems so it was different than normal but it was a lot of fun. It was nice to get into some cold weather for a while. Was able to see my family, Kelli's family (billions of them), Jon, Brad, and Josh Carr. Also got some GREAT presents including the Seinfeld Seasons 5 and 6 gift set that included a framed puffy shirt! I was actually overwhelmed by the present we got overall. I really like this marriage thing! You get much more!

In random news, I won my fantasy football league. Woohoo!

Right now as you all know I'm still working through vocation and feel like I'm starting to figure some stuff out so I'm very encouraged. I am learning a lot about who I am and how I fit in God's Kingdom. I'm thrilled I can finally see some progress! I am taking the advice of several people and reading Parker Palmer's "Let Your Life Speak." I have also been reading Andy Stanley's "Visioneering" for the first time and it is helpful as well. He said that having a vision for your life brings direction, motivation, and passion and I have realized, "man, i don't have any of those things!" No wonder. I am not really working towards anything, I have no real vision as of yet but I'm waiting. I almost hate stories like Rob Bell's who talks about his vision of how God told him to "teach God's word and he will take care of everything else." Or any of the other guys who have gotten a clear vision from God because I don't think that's the norm and it depresses people like me who have not experienced anything.

I am also reading Organic Church by Neil Cole whom I took a workshop under in NYC and found fascinating. I love his idea of church and it really correlates with what Brian Simpkins talks about here in quite a few ways. Check it out: www.simplyb.blogspot.com

Other than that Kelli and I booked our flight to Seattle in March where we're going to spend 10 days exploring the Northwest cities including Portland and Vancouver. I'm pretty excited because this is kind of a scouting trip to see if we could see ourselves fitting in there and investing in one of those cities. No idea what we'll think, I've only been to Seattle once but I loved it when I was there. We want to be somewhere we feel like we fit in by next fall. Anyone out there live in Seattle, Portland or Vancouver who wants to tell me about it??? I'd love to hear about the culture there.

I really don't have a whole lot to say about 2005. It was an awesome year. I got married! I moved. There was a TON of life change but it's been a good adventure. It truly was one of the best years of my life and for that I am thankful. I know that I will remember 2005 as a year where a mid-20's crisis gave way to a new way of life. Normally at the end of the year I am very reflective, nostalgic and sometimes depressed. But this year was different. I was at Adam and Heather Randall's place with friends and it was really more of a celebration and I didn't think twice about last year other than thankfulness. I hope 2006 will be just as good!